Keep Your Dick Beaters Off My Tools Sticker

Tired of your tools walking off?

Do your "borrowers" have a bad case of amnesia when it comes to returning things? Slap this hilarious sticker on your toolbox, workbench, or even your forehead (we don't judge) and watch the wandering hands disappear!

Features:

• Size: A bold 4 inches of "don't touch my stuff" energy.
• Material: Durable vinyl that can withstand even the greasiest of fingers.
• UV Laminate: Fade-resistant, just like your love for your tools.
• Hilarious Design: Guaranteed to make your friends laugh (and think twice before "borrowing" your stuff).
• Passive-Aggressive Perfection: Politely tell everyone to back off your precious tools without saying a word.

Perfect for:

• Work Trailers
• Toolboxes
  
• Workbenches
• Trucks
• Foreheads (again, no judgment)
• That one friend who "borrows" your hammer and "forgets" to give it back

Warning: May cause excessive laughter and a sudden increase in tool security.

Order yours today and keep your tools where they belong - in YOUR hands!